My blog often references our dog, Marley. He's only been to one kart race meeting at Shenington which he enjoyed greatly. Us? Less so.
Here's a few details of his specification.
Chassis: Unidentified, predominantly Collie and Pomeranian parts with some other random bits too.
Powerplant: Unknown but likes more than two strokes.
Fuel: runs on almost anything but do not add oil!
Emissions: Poor to very poor depending on fuel quality.
Handling: Handles like a dog, very tail happy.
Acceleration: Nought to sausage in 0.3 secs.
Competition History: First to the letterbox, first to the kitchen. Last to the bath.
Other commments: Drop down nose fitted. Prone to loading other dogs.