What is Marley?

My blog often references our dog, Marley. He's only been to one kart race meeting at Shenington which he enjoyed greatly. Us? Less so.

Here's a few details of his specification.

Chassis: Unidentified, predominantly Collie and Pomeranian parts with some other random bits too.

Powerplant: Unknown but likes more than two strokes.

Fuel: runs on almost anything but do not add oil!

Emissions: Poor to very poor depending on fuel quality.

Handling: Handles like a dog, very tail happy.

Acceleration: Nought to sausage in 0.3 secs.

Competition History: First to the letterbox, first to the kitchen. Last to the bath.

Other commments: Drop down nose fitted. Prone to loading other dogs.